Jumat, 13 Maret 2009
Jumat, 06 Maret 2009
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Name : Uchiha Sasuke
Country : Fire Country; Hidden Leaf Village
Age : 13
Height: 153.2 CM
Weight: 43.5 KG
Birthday : July 23rd
Bloodtype : AB
First Seen : Chapter 003; Anime Episode 001
Acquaintances : Haruno Sakura, Hatake Kakashi, Orochimaru, Uchiha Itachi, Uzumaki Naruto
The past of Sasuke is a tragic one, more so than any character in the series, with the only bright spot being that he is a member of the notorious Uchiha clan which grants him many special and powerful abilities others can only envy. Sasuke lived like all of the other children in Konoha, he was the youngest of a family with two children. His Father was the commander of the Konoha police force, and always seemed somewhat distant from Sasuke, probably because he was concentrating energy on his eldest son, Itachi, who was the most promising ninja of the clan. His Mother was a housewife, who had a few tricks up her sleeve! As mentioned earlier, Sasuke's older Brother Itachi was the most promising ninja of the clan, graduating from the Ninja Academy at the top of his class when he was a mere seven years old, ablue to use the Uchiha clan Sharingan at the very young age of eight, and finally graduated to become a chuunin at the remarkable age of ten. He later would become a member of the ANBU. For these reasons Itachi seemed very promising, but even at this level of power he actively seeked more, first he killed his best friend to obtain the Mangekyou Sharingan, and then he went on to kill the entire Uchiha clan with the exception of Sasuke, because he wanted Sasuke to become just like himself, and perhaps did not want to suffer the guilt of exterminating the entire clan. After that night Sasuke was never the same again, once a playful and smiling child, he became silent and isolated. He only concentrated on a single goal: avenging the death of his family, and kill his Brother. The only people who managed to break through and open his heart a little are Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, and his sensei Hatake Kakashi, for they were the only ones who could really understand him.
Sasuke has a very strong, diversified, and original fighting style. Before acquiring the much sought after Sharingan his fighting style was based mostly on a strong and fast taijutsu mixed up with his Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu and some skillful Shuriken throwing. After learning how to use the advantages his Sharingan grants him he became more and more powerful. His current fighting style after training with Kakashi is an efficient mix between ultra-fast movements, taijutsu, and ninjutsu. Sasuke's jutsu are mostly Katon (fire) based and a technique he picked up from Kakashi, the Chidori. Mixed with the foreseeing and copying abilities of the Sharingan it is a deadly mix, making Sasuke a ninja to be reckoned with, since he can now learn every technique he sees. Moreover, Sasuke can now use the cursed seal to greatly increase his power and give him the edge in a battle that he would normally lose. However, using the seal has its price, and it is dangerous for Sasuke to use it for too long because the seal tends to destroy the body. We have definately not seen the last of Sasuke and his powerful abilities as he continues to grow in the series.
In Naruto Part 2, For the most part, Sasuke has stayed true to his original personality. When first meeting Sai, he did not care the slightest and was interested more in Orochimaru's presence. When Sai states that he might be able to get along better with Sasuke than he did with Naruto, Sasuke freezes him with a stare, exuding a large amount of killing intent. Sai is amazed that even an emotionless person such as himself was affected by Sasuke's gaze, showing the power of his Sharingan. When Sai comments on how Naruto and Sakura have been searching for him, Sasuke once again regarded him with indifference.
It would appear that during his time with Orochimaru, he learned that if he ever wished to stand a chance against Itachi, he would need to push away all of his past bonds with his friends. Because of this, he shows that he no longer cares about Konoha or anyone from the village, despite the fact that when Sasuke encounters Naruto for the first time after the time jump, he makes remarks about Team Kakashi and also scolds Naruto, saying that his quest to recover Sasuke could threaten his chances of becoming Hokage. He also states that unlike their last encounter at the waterfall, Sasuke has no more reservations about killing Naruto, and attempts to do so. He's also aware of the fact he is intended to be the container for Orochimaru's soul. Sasuke has shown that he doesn't care what happens to himself, including giving his body to Orochimaru, as long as it results in Itachi's death.
Sasuke is shown to have greatly improved in his fighting abilities, as proven by his new jutsu, Chidori Current, which allows Sasuke to project a Chidori-like effect from his entire body that can be used both defensively and offensively. Sasuke now wields a Kusanagi sword like Orochimaru's, though his is significantly less powerful. His version is also depicted as katana-like, whereas Orochimaru's looks more like a Chinese Jian or Roman Spatha, a straight-edged bronze age style sword which may be more in keeping with the origins of the mythical sword. Sasuke uses the Chidori Current and his sword to great effect to get around Yamato's defenses and pin him to a rock with his sword in Yamato's shoulder, and flows the Chidori Current down the sword, numbing Yamato's body in the process as the electric-like chakra flows through his body.
While Yamato and Sai are unable to fight after being stunned by the Chidori Current, Sasuke looks down to see Naruto crawling over to him in a sub-Kyubi state with the eyes of the Kyubi, deeper whisker-marks, claws, and fangs. Sasuke is able to get into Naruto's mind and make contact with Kyubi, much to the surprise of Naruto. Unexpectedly, the Kyubi itself knew about the Uchiha clan. The Kyubi mentions a Madara Uchiha, saying that Sasuke possesses that same "cursed" chakra, which is possibly more evil than the Kyubi's own. It also mentions that the eye-power of Sasuke's Sharingan is just like Madara's. Furthermore, it appears that Sasuke can suppress the Kyubi's chakra. Just before his departure, he attempts to use another jutsu to end the battle, only to be stopped by Orochimaru.
Kamis, 05 Maret 2009
my friends
Ada 3 pendekar yang sedang pamer kebolehan.
Pendekar 1: “Lihat, lalat sedang terbang saya sabet pakai rencong, dua sayapnya putus!!!”
Pendekar 2: “Lihat, lalat saya sabet pakai badik, badannya putus jadi 2!!!”
Pendekar 3: “Lihat seekor nyamuk sedang terbang saya sabet pake clurit.”
Nyamuk itu tidak jatuh, tetapi terbang dan berputar-putar.
Pendekar 1 dan 2: “Wah…, sabetan clurit anda tidak kena. Lihat nyamuknya masih terbang dan berputar-putar di atas kepala saudara.”
Pendekar 3: “Eeiit jangan salah! Saya memang tidak bermaksud membunuh nyamuk itu. Sabetan saya cuma menyunat anunya doang. Coba tangkap, pasti anunya tidak ada lagi.”
my friends
Saat pulang dari sekolah, Tutut sangat bergembira karena memperoleh hadiah dari gurunya.
“Tutut diberi hadiah Ibu Guru, Mam.”
“Kenapa Ibu Guru memberimu hadiah?”
“Karena Tutut memberi jawaban yang benar. Bu Guru bertanya berapa jumlah kaki burung Onta dan Tutut menjawab tiga.”
“Lho… bukankah kaki burung Onta itu jumlahnya dua?”
“Iya sih… tapi teman-teman sekelas menjawab empat. Tutut yang menang, soalnya jawabannya yang paling dekat!”
“@#$%^$&**”
my friends
Ada 3 pendekar yang sedang pamer kebolehan.
Pendekar 1: “Lihat, lalat sedang terbang saya sabet pakai rencong, dua sayapnya putus!!!”
Pendekar 2: “Lihat, lalat saya sabet pakai badik, badannya putus jadi 2!!!”
Pendekar 3: “Lihat seekor nyamuk sedang terbang saya sabet pake clurit.”
Nyamuk itu tidak jatuh, tetapi terbang dan berputar-putar.
Pendekar 1 dan 2: “Wah…, sabetan clurit anda tidak kena. Lihat nyamuknya masih terbang dan berputar-putar di atas kepala saudara.”
Pendekar 3: “Eeiit jangan salah! Saya memang tidak bermaksud membunuh nyamuk itu. Sabetan saya cuma menyunat anunya doang. Coba tangkap, pasti anunya tidak ada lagi.”
Jumat, 20 Februari 2009
Minggu, 15 Februari 2009
penyakit pada manusia
Penyakit barah atau kanser adalah satu penyakit yang menakutkan, jika ia menyerang sesseorang, amat sukar kita melepasinya. Penyakit ini semakin hari semakin mencekam kita.
Ingat ! Barah / kanser diperingkat awal boleh disembuhkan.
Jangan tunggu lama-lama jika sesuatu benjolan, kutir, ketuat yang membesar, sista, nodules, bengkak kelenjar dan sebarang tanda-tanda mencurigakan, terus jumpa doktor dan dapatkan rawatan segera. Anda pasti selamat. Masalah yang timbul ialah 'pneyakit ini diketahu diperingkat akhir dimana benjolan sudah membesar sebesar biji guli atau sebesar biji golf. Pun begitu saya kira tuan/puan masih mempunyai harapan baik untuk sembuh jika segera menemui doktor.
Tanda-Tanda Barah Buah Dada
Rasa buah dada membesar atau membengkak
Perubahan bentuk dan ukuran bauh dada / payu dara yang luar biasa
Keluar cecair jernih atau darah dari puting buah dada
Kedutan luar biasa pada payu dara
Rasa senak atau sakit disekitar ketiak atau buah dada
Tahap-Tahap Barah / Kanser
Tahap 1 - benjolan kecil seperti kacang butir, sista atau nodules ( Boleh dirawat)
Tahap 2 - Benjolan sebesar buah pingpong atau guli ( Boleh dirawat )
Tahap 3 - Benjolan sudah menjadi terik dan besar sebesar tapak tangan ( ada sakit ada tidak)
Tahap 4 - Benjolan yang besar itu mula pecah, keluar nanah dan darah ( sakit mula menurun ) Tahap ke 4 Tahap Bahaya tiadk tidak boleh buat apa-apa lagi.
Cara Rawatan Moden / Allopati di mana-mana hospital
Mamografi - teknik menggunakan sinar x untuk memeriksa buah dada / payu dara srbagai langkah awal mengesan penyakit barah
Bedah dan buang benjolan
Kimoterapi iaitu menggunakan bahan kimia tertentu untkuk merataw dan mengawal sesetengah penyakit.
Radioterapi - merawat dengan menggunakan kimia khas untuk merawat barah
Ksean-Sampingan
Sudah pasti setiap Kimoterapi atau Radioterapi pasti ada kesan sampingan, mual-mual, pening, loya, muntah, letih dan tidak bermaya. Dalam setengah kes semua rambut gugur.
Jangan khuatir semua gejala tersebut akan hilang selepas kmia dalam badan beransur baik.
Ingat setiap doktor ingin membantu tuan/puan untuk 'terus hidup' sehingga maut menjemput.
Kita harus ikhtiar dan jangan sekali-kali mengalah !
Rawatan Alternatif Homeopati
Mungkin ramai dikalangan masyarata kita tidak mengetahui bahawa Perubatan Homeopati' mempunyai banyak remedi-remedi khas untuk benjolan, tumor atau barah. Kesmua ubat-ubat homeopati adalah diujikaji oleh para saintis barat keatas pesakit-pesakit barah diseluroh dunia. Mereka menggunakan ubat-ubat homeopati terpileh dan mampu menyembuhkan tumor atau benjolan khususnya diperingkat awal. Lihat dan baca buku " Cancer & Homeopathy , Its, causes symptoms & Treatment. [ Giving The Result of over Forty Years Experience in The Medical Treatment of This Diseases ] by Dr Eli G Jones, MD, USA.
Kamis, 22 Januari 2009
orang bodoh yang jujur
Orang bodoh yang jujur
Pada suatu saat,ada seorang laki2 berbadan kurus,tinggi yg biasanya sih disebut(cungkring),namanya UDIN….(he…..he…..he…aBdeL n’ Temon nieh). yg sedang menganTri di Loket bus. Disana jg bnyk orG2 yg Sdang menganTri uTk mmBLi tiket Bus ntoe…(Mho mUdiX nieH…)
Si UDIN menunggu dgn SbaR ampe’ gLiran ny tiba… Walau agX cPe’ n’ Lezu… Tp byazo be… Akhirny giLirnnya Tba.. Udin pun maju dgn Lzu… Dan terdyam mmandangi si mBax cantik penjga Lket… Ia pun bRfkir bidadari qox nyzar diLoket yah…!!!
Mbax itu berkta “ Lekas Bung…!!!” UDIN pun mngmbiL ditz d’ dlm knTung ny’, Lama bwngtzz ( MakLum, kBnykan yg “Seceng” ), ia pun mmbrikan uang Rp. 350.000,- dan mbax cnTix itu pun mmbrikan kmBaLianny’ (Sosok ny’…), namun sBelum mmBrikan kmBLianny’, mbax cntik itu brtanya dLu kpd UDIN, “ Berapa yg hRuz diKmbaLikan, Bung..???” UDIN terdiam dan BrFkiR, “e..e..Kya’ ny’ sih Rp.22.000,- mbax”..
Si mbax cnTik pun mmbRixan KmbLian Trzbut… UDIN pun mngucapkan TrimakZih dgn Lmbut, n’ prgi dr Loket itu, sdgkan si mbax cntik itu kmbLi mLyani orang selanjutnya.
Stelah ia sampai d’ rmah, ia pun mLihat uang kmbaliannya tadi, namun ia bingung…!!! Setau dia, sHarusny’ uang yg ia mLiki adalah Rp.22.000,-. Tapi, mengapa jadi Rp.40.000,-….???
Ia pun berfikir keras smaLam suntuk, mengapa uang yang ia mLiki mjd bertambah.
Keesokan hariny’, pd pgi hri, ia bru mnyadari bhwa si mbax cantik itu lah yg sLah mmbrikan uang kmbalian, ia pun Lngsung pergi ke Loket bus kmarin. Ssampainy’ d’ Loket trsbut, ia berkata kpada mbax cntik, “Maaf mbax, saya mnggnggu sbentar, saya ingin mmbritaukan, stelah saya brfikir smalaman suntuk, saya bru sadar, klau mbax sLah mmbrixan uang kmbLian kpd saya!!”. Si mbax berkta, “Mana mngkin saya bsa sLah, saya sdh brthun2 krja d’ sni!!”. UDIN berkTa, “Begini Lo mbax, saya shrusny’ mnerima uang Rp.22.000, mbax mLah mmbri uang Rp. 20.000 sbnyax 2 lembr!!”. Si mbax pun brkta dgn malu2, “Klau bgitu, tolong saudra kmblikan uang yg RP.18.000 lagi..”
Si UDIN brkta, “Tapi mbax, saya mau minta maaf Lg, sbnarny’ td sya brniat ingin mngmblikan uang tersbut, tpi ktika sya sdang d’ jlan hndak k’ mari,tak trduga bensin saya hbis, jd saya isi Rp.10.000,dan kmdian ban saya bcor, dan sya byar lgi deh Rp.7500, dan ktika sya smpai disini, saya pun prkir didpan, dan ada seorang llaki yg mminta bYran Rp.500, dan sisanya skarang Rp.1000..jadi bgaimana ini mbax...??”
Mendgnar haL trzbut, Si mbax tertawa trbhak – bhaK, Si UDIN terdyam dan bingung. Namun tiba2 si mbax brhnti trtwa dan mmrahi Si UDIN, “ Mengapa hanya Rp.1000, apa saja yg kmu alami, itu bkan uruzan sya, skarang, cepat kmbLikan uang Rp.18.000 itu..!!!”
Si UDIN pun pucat dan matanya melotot dan berputar cpat, ia brfkir, bgaimna cranya ia hrz mngmblikan uang trzbut… Tiba2, ada seorang laki2 brbdan bzar, tinggi, tegap n’ bermbut gondrong dtang mnghmpirinya, ternyata Laki2 itu sdh mngamati prmzlahan itu sdari tadi. Laki2 itu pun brtany kpd si UDIN, “Apa yang membuat anda dTang kmari, bung?”
Si UDIN menjwab, “Saya ingin mngmbLikan uang yg bkn mLik saya ini, tapi…”. Dan Laki2 itu berkata kpada mbax pnjga Loket itu, “Jadi mbax, kejujuran sperti ini pTut kita hrGai, karena tidak smua orang mmp mmpunyai niat untuk jujur, ia kan tidak tahu bahwa kjadiannya akan sperti ini, jadi, ini bkan kslhan dia, mbax… Dan kmu bung, msukkan uang Seribu mu itu kekantungmu, krn saya lah yg akn mLunasi ny’..!!” Si mbax pun termenung dan brfkir bhwa apa yang Laki2 itu katakan mmang bnar, TIDAK SEMUA ORANG BISA MENCOBA UNTUK JUJUR…..!!!